Its weird enough imagining the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles masturbating, even though it kinda makes sense. However, it becomes downright creepy once you remember how disgusting turtle penises are technically, the ninja fighting turtles should have three foot dicks when erect. In Aesops famous fable, the tortoise defeats the hare in the race because he proceeds slowlyRead more Read. You can check out the video below, and yearn for the life you led before I reminded you that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have sex organs.