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Kur0Kishi is a fanfiction author that has written 12 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Pokmon, Rosario Vampire, Negima Magister Negi Magi. The Something Only They Would Say trope as used in popular culture. The polar opposite of a Not Himself or OutofCharacter Alert a character in disguise or. Oblivion Island: Haruka And The Magic Mirror Online English' title='Oblivion Island: Haruka And The Magic Mirror Online English' />Rules of Anime. The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and naturalphenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The originalintent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of laws thatexplained how Anime physics are different from our own real world. It is our hopethat you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a goodchuckle. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity The normal laws of physics do not apply. Law of Differential Gravitation Whenever someone or something jumps, isthrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. Some things have been known to Float for a few seconds before plummeting to hitthe ground, vehicle, or someones cranium. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics In space, loudsounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion In space, constant thrustequals constant velocity. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion The larger amechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objectsknown to human science. Law of Temporal Variability Time is not a constant. Time stops for the herowhenever he does something cool or impressive. Time slows down when friends andlovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight. First Law of Temporal Mortality Good Guys and Bad Guys both die in one oftwo ways either so quick they dont even see it coming, OR its a long drawn outaffair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, humanexistence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE Sometimes, Animeheroes or villains never really die In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborgand the real herovillains suspiciously missing in Malletspace, or something. Second Law of Temporal Mortality It takes some time for bad guys to die. Download Film 1985-1986. Even when the Bad Guys are killed so quickly theydont even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This isattributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain. Law of Dramatic Emphasis Scenes involving extreme amounts of action aredepicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright colorusually red or white. Law of Dramatic Multiplicity Scenes that only happen once, for instance, aGood Guy kicks the Bad Guy in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3different angles. Law of Inherent Combustibility Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary Large cities are the most explosive substances known tohuman science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,sometimes referred to as The Matchstick City. Law of Phlogistatic Emission Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds. Law of Energetic Emission There is always an energy build up commonlyreferred to as an energy bulge before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Becauseof the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the. Law of Inherent Combustibility. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude The destructive potential of anyobjectorganism is inversely proportional to its mass. First Corollary Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Alsoknown as the A Ko phenomenon. Law of Inexhaustibility No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is ofcourse unless they are cornered, out numbered, out classed, and unconscious. Laws of Inverse Accuracy The accuracy of a Good Guy when operating any formof firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of theBad Guys when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shotdecreases. Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect Example A Good Guy in adrunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, andseveral battalions of Bad Guys firing on a Good Guy standing alone in the middleof an open field will always miss. First Corollary The more Bad Guys there are, the less likely they willhit anyone or do any real damage. Second Corollary Whenever a Good Guy is faced with insurmountable odds,the Bad Guys line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with asingle burst of automatic fire and then escape. Third Corollary Whenever a Good Guy is actually hit by enemy fire, it isin a designated Good Guy Area, usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,which restricts the Good Guy from doing anything more strenuous than driving,firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complexmartial arts maneuvers. Fourth Corollary The more times the Bad Guy fires, the fewer times hewill hit. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability Minimei is a bimbo. Note The. Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needsto get out more. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity the human body contains over 1. Law of Demonic Consistency Demons and other supernatural creatures have atleast three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow green or brown, but black is notunknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to workjust as well. Law of Militaristic Unreliability Huge galaxy wide armadas, entire armies, andlarge war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stoppedand defeated with a single insignificant example of a caringloving emotion or asong. First Corollary Whenever a single war machine mecha, starship, etc. Law of Tactical Unreliability Tactical geniuses arent. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability People never notice the littlethings. Seattle. 2. 3 Law of Juvenile Intellectuality Children are smarter than adults. And almosttwice as annoying. Law of Americanthromorphism Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,either as a really nasty skinny Bad Guy or a big stupid Good Guy. First Corollary The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb. Americans are the American translators. Sometimes referred to as the Green Line. EffectSecond Corollary The only people who are more stupid than the Americantranslators are the American editors and censors. Third Corollary Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsomeGood Guys. Law of Mandibular Proportionality The size of a persons mouth is directlyproportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating. Law of Feline Mutation Any half cathalf human mutation will invariably 1 be female. Law of Conservation of Firepower Any powerful weapon capable ofdestroyingdefeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved andused as a last resort. Law of Technological User Benevolence The formal training required to operatea spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity. Law of Melee Luminescence Any being displaying extremely high levels ofmartial arts prowess andor violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowingaura. This aura is usually blue for Good Guys and red for Bad Guys. This isattributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil. Law of Non Anthropomorphic Antagonism All ugly, non humanoid alien races arehostile, and usually hell bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason. Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability Any color in the visible spectrum isconsidered a natural hair color.